Pete Dick: "I love my Griffey Junior!"
Jen: "What are you rambling about now?"
Pete Dick: "You can't smell that?"
Jen, rolling window down in zero degree weather: "I can now ass hole!"
Jen: "What are you rambling about now?"
Pete Dick: "You can't smell that?"
Jen, rolling window down in zero degree weather: "I can now ass hole!"
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
Get the Griffey Juniormug. a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:
1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
Get the lucky sperm clubmug. by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
Get the drop a Griffeymug. the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.
TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
Get the day after drinking shitsmug. Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
Get the ass patrolmug. the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.
The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 28, 2008
Get the social noisemug. When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.
Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
by Pete Dick January 19, 2008
Get the cock in the cash registermug.