Pete Dick's definitions

social noise

the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.

The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 28, 2008

land banking

a technique used by wealthy individuals to frustrate their rivals by buying up land adjacent to their competitors locations so that they can open up competing busineses and perhaps force them out of business.

TP: "Did you hear Pete Dick got us banned from the Kirk Hotel? Now we got no place to go."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

international man of leisure

A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.

Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

jack leg

someone who lacks knowledge or ability to do things properly.

The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"

by Pete Dick July 5, 2008

gaggle of hens

a group of annoying female who are out together making a collective noise that resembles the gaggling of a flock of hens.

Pete Dick: "We gotta get out of this place."
The Cooker: "Why?"
Pete Dick: "TP fucked one of those girls over there and now the whole gaggle of hens is talking about it."

by Pete Dick April 4, 2008

take a walk

to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.

Ever since the cops came and shook down Sammy Blue Eyes, I take a walk to discuss important business.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

TPL

Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more important the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more to get laid more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day to get laid.

Cook: "Hey have you banged that girl you have been seeing yet?"

Pete: "No, we have already gone out on three dates too!"

Cook: "Damn dude, that is going to ruin your TPL."

Pete: "Don't remind me ass hole!!!"

by Pete Dick January 10, 2008