Pete's definitions

GOF

The Game of Football, ie. the one and only thing in life that should matter. Origins traced to Michigan, specifcly Metro-Detroit/Rochester area. Originated by Coach Calvin Gross, of the Stoney Creek Cougars football team

CG- "When I was your age I played the GOF with broken arms and legs just to prove how tough I was, and then I punted Korean people...ok someone tell him the joke..."

by Pete August 15, 2004

fuckass

a person being a jerk and/or making an ass of themselves. used as an insult.

Man, hes such a fuckass.

by pete May 13, 2005

smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.

by Pete November 21, 2003

button mushroom

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

by Pete November 20, 2004

mexican wave

A wave where people in a crowd throw their hands in the air (and often rubbish) in a consecutive manner moving around a stadium. Often seen at cricket and rugby games. Sometimes when the game is really exciting (or boring).

Hey look Ford, there's a hell mexican wave happening.

by Pete April 3, 2004

fess up

to confess

"Fess up or we'll all be caught"

by Pete January 20, 2004

ktfo

Keep The Fuck Off
Used to emphasize ownership.

This notepad belongs to Walter, KTFO!

by Pete May 1, 2004