Pete's definitions
by Pete November 24, 2004
Get the ptmug. 1.Any store chain, which is insanely rich and widespread, simply because it has cheap products and has more Mexican illegals working for it secretly than MEChA and the INS can count.
2.Any small-business destroying retail store.
2.Any small-business destroying retail store.
by Pete December 17, 2003
Get the Wall-mopolymug. The Hottest underground porn star ever, she'll do anything, bj's, D.p's, dry anal, cum shots, handstand anal. everything...
by Pete September 3, 2003
Get the gaugemug. The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.
"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."
by Pete September 1, 2008
Get the spontaneitagemug. 
by Pete October 25, 2004
Get the shitehousemug. by Pete January 30, 2005
Get the Wank-tasticmug.