3 definitions by PessiPendu
by PessiPendu August 20, 2023
Michael jorbum is an overrated lob merchant that never won anything without pippen or Rodman and played in the worst defensive era of the nba. He is also known as being the son of lebron James and kareem abdul jabar. If you say anything bad about him he will"take it personally" and rejoin the league for 2 seasons, averaging 18 points and nothing else. His personal dick suckers, known as jordansexuals, like to say that no one will ever be better than him, even though in a few years he won't even be top 10 in scoring. They also say 2 good ish years is better than 18 years of dominance that the two of many players better than him performed
by PessiPendu August 20, 2023
In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks
Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!
(Ghost runs away)
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!
(Ghost runs away)
by PessiPendu August 8, 2023