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The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of society’s overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.

Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.

The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙

-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
—🦙

-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙

-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?

—🦙

-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙
by Peru2019 April 12, 2019
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A shirt somewhere between a medium and a large in size. The next level up from Smedium - which is somewhere between a small and a medium.
“This large shirt fits baggy as shit, but the medium fits like a baby’s workout shirt. Why is life like this?”

“Try a Marge bro”
by Peru2019 June 7, 2019
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Bacon Legs is an American expression used to describe a promiscuous woman, who upon having had intercourse with many different men over the course of the week, develops figuratively greasy thighs that are then impossible to close manually for several days. The thighs are thrust open, as if coated in bacon grease.

Based on information gathered from industry insiders, Ariana Grande’s popular hit ‘Thank You, Next’ was originally slated to be called ‘Bacon Legs.’ Republic Records ultimately decided to change the name in order to avoid controversy, fearing ‘Bacon Legs’ might adversely affect album sales.
-Dude, Kim has been bringing a different guy home every night! And she’s walking around like Woody from toy story with slippery bow legs

—She broke up with Jacob and has been banging dudes all week. She’s gone full bacon legs bro, now’s the time to tell her how you feel
by Peru2019 April 17, 2019
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