Pepito the Mexican Astronaut's definitions

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

Pachoing

The characteristic sound made by a ricochet or glancing blow

The ball went pachoing as it bounced off his head into goal

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 11, 2009

immo

imitation, particularly with reference to bootleg or counterfeit items

I went to buy Mighty Beanz at the store, but they only had immo ones.

by pepito the mexican astronaut July 27, 2011