Pennycook's definitions

Duck Off

A polite way of asking a duck to leave you alone.

Duck off! I haven't got any bread left.

by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Bumkiss

1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

by Pennycook November 23, 2007

Bar-steward

1. Someone who works in a bar.
2. A polite way of saying bastard.

1. Go and ask the bar-steward for another drink, will you?

2. Duck off you bar-steward.

by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Spackface

To have a face like a spack.

You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

Dudish

To be like a dude. Commonly said by Charlie Pennycook. See spackface.

That is sooo dudish!

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

immachortle

To chortle in an immature fashion.

1. Did you just say boobies? *Immachortle*

by Pennycook March 18, 2008