Peg Leg Pete's definitions

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

crazy cracka

a term that many black people use for an insane white boy. many times affiliated with potheads and drug dealers.

what the hell is that crazy cracka doin'?

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Plan B's

A group of girls who are not the best looking, but after a few drinks and if all else fails, they are reliable back ups to Plan A's. Usually these girls are DTF.

John: "I'm hammered."

Bill: "What happened to those hotties?"

John: "They're being sluts."

Bill: "Call up the Plan B's"

by Peg Leg Pete April 21, 2008

HST's

hot sluts with tits. a.k.a.- goddesses

Lets invite a few HST's and some triple B's over.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

poopyapants

a phrase that when said rapidly with a in the form of a grade school principal can either sound like poop your pants or pull up your pants.

Student: Yo dawg, fo rizzle, it was off da chain.

Principal: Young man, poopyapants.

Student: Sorry sir.

by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

groseback

a hairstyle common among 30 to 40 year old men which consists of shaving your head bald and seeing if it grows back.

Did you get a haircut?

Yeah, I just shaved my head and I'm hopin' it groseback.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007