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A painful polyp located in the rectum or in the small intestine. Often a form of hemroid, Colm Nolans are usually and occurrence of bodily fluids from a separate party (human/animal) entering the anus or an trauma received within the rectum.
"Wow the doctor says I have a cluster of Colm Nolans developing in my small intestine."
by Peep00 January 12, 2022
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Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed
"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"

"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
by Peep00 November 22, 2021
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