2 definitions by Pedro quacamole sauce
This man thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He wears fake champion every day to school. He is very fat and obese. He is a fortnite gamer and has been on the show my 300lb life. Yusef is the type of person to break into someone’s house to find a new curtain as a new source of clothing. Almost every day he outgrows his curtain so he forced to roll over to someone’s house and steal a big one because he does not have a job and can not afford to but one. He had created a hole in his own house so he could roll through every day and rolls down the street and bulldozers into someone’s house and steals a couple more curtains. Yusef is forced to bath in a hotel size swimming pool because he can’t fit in a bath or shower or even a hot tub. This person usually is not able to roll to school and not able to attend school because he is afraid to break chairs he sits on, and his abnormally large nipple surrounding area (man boobs) May sag on desk preventing him to get work done. Sometimes when he is rolling down the block his shower curtain comes of and he is pulled over by chopped because he cannot fit in a police car.
“Did you here jimmy got crushed by Yusef yesterday when he was rolling down the block?”
“Yah and then Yusef ate him because he thought he was pancake”
“Yah and then Yusef ate him because he thought he was pancake”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 17, 2019
This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 17, 2019