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Freeport texas is a small place on the coast hugged by the ghetto called surfside. It has plenty of crime and has been deemed little Southside Chicago! The houses are ratchet and you have crazy city ordinances ! The mayor of freeport is a guy named jason that always walks around dressed in a little League baseball uniform complete with a helmet and bat.
Hey wanna go slum it in

Freeport texas and catch some crabs
by Pearlsnpinkcamo June 18, 2019
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