39 definitions by PaulJar the Pornostar
A skateboarder who destroys his/her new skate every week, then scavanging around to find another wooden peice of shit that they can break a week later.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 25, 2003
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003
by PaulJar the Pornostar December 1, 2003
"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003
The new cd in stores from the distillers. They totally kick ass, and the album is ok, but the first song: Drain the Blood is tha shiz.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 19, 2003
1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.
"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."
"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."
"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 29, 2003