Definitions by Paul Bryant

Bob Vila 

n. a hand job; aka "The Handyman," "A Vila"

I thought she was going to give me some astrodome but she only gave me a Bob Vila.

Bob Vila by Paul Bryant December 10, 2008

astrodome 

n. an amazing blow job received in the state of Texas or from a girl who hails from the state of Texas.

All I want is some astrodome! Is that too much to ask?!

astrodome by Paul Bryant December 9, 2008

brokebacky 

(adj.) used to describe someone or something that has homosexual tendencies and/or qualities.

Man 1: My New Year's resolution is to stay away from girls.
Man 2: Dude, that sounds kinda brokebacky to me!

Man 1: What do you guys think of this shirt?
Man 2: I think it goes really well with your eyes.
Man 3: Yeah, but I wouldn't wear it with those shoes. Here, borrow mine.
Man 4: WOW! That was very brokebacky!

brokebacky by Paul Bryant July 16, 2008