Paul's definitions

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005

nee-hi

nee-hi is a brand of fruit flavored sodas.

man, i love grape nee-hi

by Paul August 7, 2004

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

no re

no rematch

gg nubs. no re

by Paul December 17, 2003

biffable

A person who emanates so much sexuality that you could shag them on the spot if you were allowed to.

"That woman we saw the other day was highly biffable"

by Paul October 18, 2004

ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

by Paul December 22, 2003