Paul's definitions

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005

bubbler

A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

In a bong, when you want to pull your hit through, you take out the bong. In a bubbler, you let go of the shottie (a hole in the side).

The concept behind a bubbler is similar to a pipe, except there is water involved.

Man I just bought a phat bubbler down at hi times. Come blaze with me!

by Paul June 25, 2005

old man smell

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's

Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.

by Paul June 25, 2005

fwample

1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.

1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.

by Paul July 29, 2005

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

dell

reliable computers at a good price

-people who bash dells are ignorant irrational people who feel a cumpulsive urge to make igorant non factually based stuff who have no right to judge what they cant match or have any knowledge of, haters of dells foam at the mouth becaue they have no idea what they're talking about... or they just are noob computer builders who fuck with stuff they dont know..
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong

by paul April 12, 2005