Paul's definitions

Screen Slaver

The control applied in large corporations that remove PC users' rights to change their PC wallpaper and/or screen saver. Usually the company logo is both and cannot be edited or changed.

I hate or PC Support team. Everytime they address a technical problem they reset my Wallpaper - fuckin' SCreen Slavers.

by Paul August 23, 2004

blessfuck

To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.

'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'

by Paul March 17, 2005

Chavs

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

by Paul January 17, 2004

pimpin chicken

basically means the same thing as tight. Originated in Green Bay, WI by some bored teens.

Damn, that car is pimpin chicken

by Paul December 10, 2004

dahk ssal

Korean saying of acting so gross in a couple relationship that causes anybody within proximity to have goosebumps.

me to my gf: Hey baby (in a babyish voice) i missy wissy you so much honey bunny!.

everyone else: That's mad dahk ssal.

by paul March 22, 2005

Noonie

A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love

A female's sexual organ

by Paul February 14, 2004

hoot hoot yehudie

The first and second attempt to throw up followed by the first gush of pre digested food

Listen the next time you see someone going to the shit house to puke

by paul December 27, 2003