454 definitions by Paul

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by Paul March 19, 2004

shaggin

shaggin as in to be shagged!

i was out saggin last night. or she was a great shag.

by Paul December 21, 2003

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005

bow wow

FUCK do you nigger bitches not know how to spell!??!?

ok anyways, Bow Wow is a corporate little wannabe who wishes he was a gangsta but is really from the suburbs of Ohio. OH I BETTA NOT HAVE DISSED BOW WOW, he'd bust a cap in my ass...actually no he wont, he'll just tell his mommy.

listen to some of his songs.....

by Paul February 19, 2005

italians

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

by Paul December 27, 2003

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by Paul May 13, 2004

unass the A-O

Quickly leave the area. AO is military for Area of Operations.

"The shits coming down. We gotta unass the AO!"

by Paul October 28, 2003