Teenager lucky enough to live in a place like America, but still deems their life to be sad and wrought with misfourtune. Better off than a grand majority of the world, but is somehow convinced they have a miserable existance. An idiot.
"That poor child is so emo..."
"Dude, he's a middle class American. He has nothing to be emo about."
"Not a fag, just a Douchebag"