2 definitions by Pattrice

First world injury

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

by Pattrice February 17, 2012

Deucecovery

The act of walking into a bathroom to discovery someone has left behind a deuce in the bowl.

John walked into the cubicle and was disgusted by the deucecovery he made in there.

by Pattrice October 5, 2011