1 definition by Patriotsneverdie69
Bald eagle on one shoulder, stars and stripes draped over the other. You got a mouth full of bacon, Jack Daniels in your left hand, a cigarette in the other. You're bent over shooting bottle rockets out of your ass while your girl runs up and kisses you cause freedom never smelt so good. Free Bird is playing in the background.
"Daddy, why are we throwin firecrackers at those cats?"
"Cause 'Merica, son! Quit bein a fucking pussy!"
"Cause 'Merica, son! Quit bein a fucking pussy!"
by Patriotsneverdie69 July 4, 2018