2 definitions by Patchy

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Verb.
When a person twerks so hard that their buttcheeks vibrate at the exact frequency to open a rift in the space/time continuum. This allows the twerker to travel instantaneously to any location in the known universe, similar to teleportation.
Oh shit dude, LaShonda twerked so hard that she twerkaported to London for a pint and was home before dinner!
by Patchy October 22, 2013

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A nose which is comparable in size to the one worn by Michael E. Novosel. Looks like a caveman's nose.
"Yeah man, she was pretty hot, but i wasn't really feelin the novanose."
by patchy April 13, 2005

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