2 definitions by Pat B.

When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.
I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night, and she poopt 'em good.
by Pat B. March 28, 2007
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derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.
Andy is a turdsurfer.
by Pat B. March 22, 2007
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