2 definitions by Pastor Matthew
A person who is socially inept and unable to find purpose in life. Every single person who plays the worst game in the world; league of legends.
by Pastor Matthew November 27, 2021
Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
by Pastor Matthew November 27, 2021