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TIM
A Celtic supporter,a person of supposedly Irish origin who likes to live on welfare on British shores whilst getting drunk on communion wine and dreaming of their motherland Kerry, they normally suffer gingivitus and have a third eye used to spot the queens shilling(which they supposedldly dislike!!!) on street pavements,they wash infrequently thus making them Mhanky bastards and they have been known to congregate upto 60'000 strong at a so called paradise called the San Giro Stadium - owing to their liking of teh brew,these soap dodgers like terrorists paedos and have affilliations to anybody who dislikes a Rangers fan ie Handsome Devils, they cause riots on aeroplanes due to lack of tobacco and Buckfast intake and would sell their rosary beads for 2 minutes with the pope their lord and master;they also love Gerry Adams,The Pogues and each one has had an encounter with Leprachauns at some drunken stage of their sad existance, they are in short a menace and bitter to Rangers FC Scotlands most successful and premier football club.
That wee smelly guy with ginger hair and freckles must be a TIM

Frankie Boyle the comedian is a typical TIM

A person of lesser education is a TIM

The dole office is full of TIM's today

It must be Giro day when the TIM's are out of their wanking chariots before 2pm

A TIM is a plastic Paddy

All celtic fans are TIM's
by ParkoVanBastenThe3rd September 05, 2010