7 definitions by ParchÞeSkald
What a sawyer! I'd love to take her camping.
She may be a sawyer by day, but she sure looks great in a skirt!
She may be a sawyer by day, but she sure looks great in a skirt!
by ParchÞeSkald October 5, 2014
by ParchÞeSkald October 2, 2014
"I was in a cauliamorous relationship, until homegirl ate a ham steak. Now we're through."
"Mature bear chub seeks twink for cauliamorous dalliances on the down low."
"Mature bear chub seeks twink for cauliamorous dalliances on the down low."
by ParchÞeSkald December 20, 2017
Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.
by ParchÞeSkald October 8, 2014
Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.
OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!
I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014
A neighbor, friend, or other acquaintance with whom you agree that slight accidental automobile collisions are acceptable.
"Dude, you just hit his bumper!" "No worries, that's my neighbor Larry's truck. We are bumpbuddies."
Well, you rear ended me. But if you'll be my bumpbuddy, we can forget this ever happened.
Well, you rear ended me. But if you'll be my bumpbuddy, we can forget this ever happened.
by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014
The nervousness I had been experiencing since I got my blood drawn at the clinic was worthwhile when I felt that sweet negjoy.
We met, both in the throws of negjoy, and had a passionate, carefree evening.
We met, both in the throws of negjoy, and had a passionate, carefree evening.
by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014