People who, after being involved in a very minor fender-bender, complain to responding paramedics that, "Oh my neck hurts, oh my back hurts," in order to get a shot at an insurance settlement.
EMT: "Taxica-- err, correction, Ambulance 3 to dispatch, we're transporting a priority three to University Hospital for insurancitis." Dispatcher: "Ambulance 3 transporting at 9:37."
by Paramedic3 July 22, 2010