Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity
"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"
An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.
"Better do a beer run
, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"
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