2 definitions by PandaMoss
One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.
The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.
The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.
Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.
The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.
Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”
Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”
Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”
Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
by PandaMoss March 22, 2019
Short for Fuck This Shit O'Clock. That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
by PandaMoss January 5, 2016