3 definitions by Panda Army Representative
A very legitimate tomato or something that is so legit that you need the word 'tomato' to describe it.
#2 Fan of Tomato: Yo, got a tomato?
#1 Fan of Tomato: I always got a tomato! Here, eat it.
#2 Fan of Tomato: Wait, is it poisoned?
#1 Fan of Tomato: Heck naw, this is a legitomato.
Gullible Internet User: I want a free phone! I'll just put in my credit card info...
Wise Internet User: No! Don't go to that site! Instead, go to urbandictionary.com. It's a real legitomato site.
Dude 1: Yo, look at dis bacon.
Dude 2: Man, that is some legitomato bacon!
#1 Fan of Tomato: I always got a tomato! Here, eat it.
#2 Fan of Tomato: Wait, is it poisoned?
#1 Fan of Tomato: Heck naw, this is a legitomato.
Gullible Internet User: I want a free phone! I'll just put in my credit card info...
Wise Internet User: No! Don't go to that site! Instead, go to urbandictionary.com. It's a real legitomato site.
Dude 1: Yo, look at dis bacon.
Dude 2: Man, that is some legitomato bacon!
by Panda Army Representative January 17, 2014
An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.
Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!
Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!
Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!
by Panda Army Representative January 17, 2014
A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.
A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.
The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.
The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...
Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...
Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!
by Panda Army Representative January 17, 2014