1 definition by Palivizumab

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-adjective-

1. Possessed by an insatiable, unrelenting, and occasionally abnormal desire to fap to something/someone.

2. To be completely obsessed with fapping whenever and wherever possible. (Often leading to painful sores and "fap-burns")
Antonio was thoroughly infaptuated with Monica.

Due to being constantly infaptuated, Jonathan had to visit the doctor on several occasions for various oils and ointments to ease his pain.
by Palivizumab December 05, 2008

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