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Tool

probably the only band in the world that has gone rogue for a while and then when it came back it achieved something popstars were suffering to do for decades: surpass taylor swift

a band made up of a bald spiritual freak, a british dude, a digital artist and a tall dude with 4 arms and 4 legs that decided to play one of the world's most abstract genre: prog rock, then later decided to take a break and then when it came back 14 fucking years later it even surpassed the top 1 and taylor swift, so much that it triggered twitter depressed white girls and swifties to verbally assault tool and its (shitty) fanbase, a prog rock/metal band that hasn't put out an album in 14 years was for a single moment more listened and admired than taylor swift, one of the world's most popular and if not, the most popular pop star on earth, you seriously can't make this stuff up.

Other than that, tool's fanbase is pretty shit and gatekeeping.
self-identified "superior" intellectual: hey man have you listened to tool?
Average joe: ew, did you call me a tool you fascist?
S.I.S.I. no man, i'm talking about the band tool
average joe: what is that, sounds boring, now, lemme finish listening to billie eilish's new album that surely doesn't sound the same as the last one (they all sound the same)
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
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