Definitions by PainDoc

Olympic Narcolepsy 

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

Olympic Narcolepsy by PainDoc February 17, 2010

Otomenorrhagia

Medical condition referring to the pain and sensation your ears will start bleeding as a result of listening to someone's constant talking and is accentuated by their voice quality (ie nasally, high pitch, or heavy accent) or your own physical compromise such as a hangover.

I partied real hard last night and had to take a small plane home but I couldn't rest because the lady sitting right behind me didn't shut up, had an annoying voice which gave me otomenorrhagia.

Otomenorrhagia by PainDoc February 3, 2010