2 definitions by Paige Stringer

Top Definition
One who masturbates while sleeping.
Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

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A saying to confuse, to get off the subject.
Girl:Who are you?
Guy:Ask my raisin!
Girl:WTF?
Guy:Hahah
by Paige Stringer April 10, 2008

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