1 definition by PaddyPat
1. Plural of pubis, the part of the abdomen between the belly button and the genitalia. Pronounced /PYOO-beez/, in two syllables.
2. What idiots who don't know any better call pubic hair. Mispronounced /PYOOBS/, to rhyme with "cubes."
2. What idiots who don't know any better call pubic hair. Mispronounced /PYOOBS/, to rhyme with "cubes."
1. Young girls show off their pubes precisely because they know it's the one area in which women over thirty-five can't compete.
2. Guy 1: "Dude! Your pubes are clogging up the shower drain."
Guy 2: "You're a fucktard who mispronounces 'pubes' and doesn't know its proper meaning. Therefore, I'm going to leave my pubic hairs in the drain."
2. Guy 1: "Dude! Your pubes are clogging up the shower drain."
Guy 2: "You're a fucktard who mispronounces 'pubes' and doesn't know its proper meaning. Therefore, I'm going to leave my pubic hairs in the drain."
by PaddyPat November 1, 2011