Definitions by Paddlefish

LikiLeaks 

The behavior exhibited by dogs, often male, who will lick a (seemingly) random spot on the ground while on a walk and then urinate on that spot.

When I took Bowser out for his afternoon constitutional today, he must have had at least five LikiLeaks.

LikiLeaks by Paddlefish December 20, 2010

Chipzema 

The embarrassing flakes that collect on the front of your shirt whenever you eat potato chips.

After I dig through a can of Pringles, I'm embarrassed by the raging case of chipzema on my shirt.

Chipzema by Paddlefish December 20, 2010

Breadscavation 

The act, upon opening the wrapper around a loaf of bread, of digging your fingers past the first few slices, with the expectation that the slices closer to the center of the loaf are somehow superior.

Whenever I unwrap the Wonder, I engage in some serious breadscavation to find the perfect slice for my toast.

Breadscavation by Paddlefish December 20, 2010