2 definitions by PFMelmer

To get screwed over or unjustly punished because somebody else decided to be a witless fuck.

Origin: The killing of Harambe
“Sam and Jo were arrested along with John even though they had no idea that John was driving off his face on meth. Sam and Jo were completely Harambéd.”

“Dan says he’s got a couple of surprise new jokes for our double act tonight which he “swears aren’t racist”, but I think I’ll double check - don’t want to be Harambéd!”

“Even though the little boy broke into Harambe’s house, the police decided it was Harambe whom they should kill. Harambe got Harambéd.”
by PFMelmer March 15, 2018
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Acronym of "Two Hands 'N' Head", a phrase for men to illustrate how horny they are/how sexual they find someone by referring to the size of their erection as being able to wrap around two hands and still have the head of the penis emerging from the top of the grip.
Person A: "Mate, did you see that girl last night behind the bar?!"
Person B: "Hell yeah, I was working a THNH!"
by PFMelmer August 8, 2011
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