PENIS's definitions

pringle tube

The ~1 foot tall, ~2.5 inches tall cylindrical tube that Pringles come in. Can also easily be converted into a Masturbation Tool when desperate.

I use this Pringle Tube to masturbate

by Penis September 13, 2003

LGBT

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgendered (aka shemale)

you are totally LGBT

by penis December 31, 2004

Kozeta

Female of Albanian heritage. Usually of an eccentric nature and has Asian tendencies.

Did you see Kozeta bitch out that guy who tried to hug her?

by Penis September 9, 2004

El Capitan

The most racist school EVER

El Crap is racist

by penis October 5, 2003

Trojan

someone who is trying to get all in your business

"this pushy bitch, too much like a trojan to be up in here"

by penis August 20, 2003

Shuck

When someone is a Shit+Fuck or Shuck.
Combination of Shit and Fuck.
I.E. - Shucker is a Shit Fucker.

Tom Hirth is such a Shucker.

by Penis September 13, 2003

K mart

A crapper store that can't afford to sustain themselves, so they close up stores to save themselves from going into bankrupcy.

Oh yeah!

by Penis January 29, 2003