PBSPinchback's definitions

education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.

It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.

by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010

pPOTUS

penis of the President of the United States

A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.

by PBSPinchback April 4, 2018

Yoko bad

An exceptionally terrible musical performance. After Yoko Ono, an utterly talentless performance artist who never would have been allowed anywhere near a recording studio but for her association with the late Beatle, John Lennon.

How was the Good Charlotte show last night?
Really bad. I mean, like, Yoko bad!

by PBSPinchback November 14, 2010

HDTV dinner

An upscale, gourmet version of a conventional TV dinner.

Honey, it's date night! Let's nuke a couple of HDTV dinners.

by PBSPinchback June 21, 2010

end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.

Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.

by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020

antecovidian

The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.

Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.

by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020

zip-tie Republican

A steadfast believer in a political orientation that was hijacked by a former reality TV host.

Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.

by PBSPinchback January 29, 2021