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Cincinnati Chili-dog

This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay

Thank god aaron Gave me a Cincinnati chili-dog last night I skipped dinner so we could have ses

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This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

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