1 definition by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming

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OMS
Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.
You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD

You have disconnected.
by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 08, 2010

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