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Floppy Myers
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Multitasking
to the
point
it causes
stress
, which leads to sexual dysfunction.
"God damn it! I've been working so
hard
I cant
nail
my wife! Curse this
case
of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"
Floppy Myers
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May 16, 2010
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Chubby Duncan
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Getting excited over a new piece of technology, to the point where a
small
erection
may
occur.
"Man did you see that new
LED
TV
?!? That thing is so cool it gave me a chubby duncan! I gotta
go
rub one out!"
Chubby Duncan
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March 23, 2010
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Rectal puppet
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Putting
ones
hand up someones
ass
and making a "
talking
" motion.
Kerry
is a
rectal
puppet
.
Rectal puppet
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Orzi
December 9, 2009
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