5 definitions by Orinoco23

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1.An extreme slacker or fuck-up.

2. The landlord’s nephew

3.Somone who lives on your sofa/couch.

4.A great conversationalist, he's always got time to hear about your day.

Either his girlfriend/parents threw him out so he came to stay with you for a few days or he came with the place when you moved in and you never bothered to check it out.

Now he's been on your sofa for 3 months. Although he's a nice guy, he doesn't pay bills or rent. He doesn't have a job. He watches TV all day, plays on your Xbox and raids your fridge. He's doesn't have any clean cloths so he's wearing your girlfriend's jeans, and your scuba diving mask (for whatever reason.) He also uses your oven to dry his boxer shorts.

Oh yeah, and he's baked....all the time.
For fucks sake, that guy that lives on my sofa really pisses me off, he used all the Reggae Reggae sauce again.

by Orinoco23 November 18, 2007
Abbreviation of Sainsbury's, a leading UK groccery chain.
Bob's gone to Sainos to get more Reggae Reggae sauce
by Orinoco23 April 20, 2012
A magical bus with a wheelchair ramp or elevator on the back. Often seen ferrying special kids who have to wear bracelets with addresses and phone numbers to school and sometimes for super fun days out at local theme-parks.
Sweet! There goes the little green bus & that kid with the crash helmet is waving!
by Orinoco23 April 07, 2008
This happens when someone with the wrong kind of personality (See DICKHEAD) is given any form of power or privilege they go completely nuts and develop into mini-Adolf-Hitlers, taking extreme pride and even joy in exercising their new found control over others.

Typical Power-Rush types can be found anywhere in the job world but most frequently in retail and food retail.

These people will usually grow into control-freaks as they get older. Just ignore them, hopefully they will get fired or still be working there in 20 years. They will probably beat their children for it too.
Matt the Saturday sales assistant just got promoted to supervisor, now he's on a Power-Rush and he's twice the ass he used to be.
by Orinoco23 April 22, 2009
The act of forcing ones self to cry to garner sympathy or evoke a desired emotional response such as pity in another person.

Frequently used by females.
(1)When Jane had her disciplinary hearing she tried to get off the hook by turning on the water works.

(2)Bob: So Tony 'the surgeon' Sanseverino won't give you an extension on your payment?

Sam: Nope :)

Bob: Ok turn on the water works/
by Orinoco23 July 22, 2010

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