2 definitions by OreoOtaku
Husband: I'm leaving for work now
Wife: I'm gonna do housework like a normal female
Husband: Ok, bye housemaid!
Wife: I'm gonna do housework like a normal female
Husband: Ok, bye housemaid!
by OreoOtaku November 10, 2020
Usually 2 types of teachers:
1) The type who really tries to help you and understand your problems, probably doesn't give much homework because they believe it's better to learn with others and gradually move on. Normally about 3 in a school of 60 teachers.
2) A baboonistic, disfunctional dumbass who really tries to just destroy your life and only pretends that they want to help, when there is none of the good teachers or visitors around, they usually express their head-ass selves even more. Probably likes to say that they don't want students to get stressed out but these are the type who are the real cause of depression and anxiety. Likes to give out a shitton of homework, again trying to ruin you. This type of teacher are usually women in UK schools since there aren't much men who work in schools these days. These guys just make the word mean; Devil on the Earth, Legal Torturers, Population Reducers, Single Dumbfucks who ruin your life 'cause they fucked up their own and a lot more. Also wants you to constantly piss yourself if you know what I mean.
1) The type who really tries to help you and understand your problems, probably doesn't give much homework because they believe it's better to learn with others and gradually move on. Normally about 3 in a school of 60 teachers.
2) A baboonistic, disfunctional dumbass who really tries to just destroy your life and only pretends that they want to help, when there is none of the good teachers or visitors around, they usually express their head-ass selves even more. Probably likes to say that they don't want students to get stressed out but these are the type who are the real cause of depression and anxiety. Likes to give out a shitton of homework, again trying to ruin you. This type of teacher are usually women in UK schools since there aren't much men who work in schools these days. These guys just make the word mean; Devil on the Earth, Legal Torturers, Population Reducers, Single Dumbfucks who ruin your life 'cause they fucked up their own and a lot more. Also wants you to constantly piss yourself if you know what I mean.
1) Teacher: Alright class so we'll be doing *blah blah blah* today, alright let's go through this.
Student: *raises hand and teacher answers* I don't understand, can I please get some help?
Teacher: Yes sure darling, I'm coming over now.
*Student understands and does work correctly*
2) Student: * raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down ya dumbfu--... *thinking*: Shit a visitor! Yes my lovely?
Student: I don't understand the 738th homework you gave us.
Teacher: 738th *looks in book for 2 hours* Oh this one, I'll come over and help you, you have to do 20 paragraphs on this 2 stanza poem.
*Teacher walks over to student*
Teacher (whispering): Alright you dumb little gay elephant, you better get of your ass and wash your brains in a puddle because I'm tired of you being such a normal student, you've got to come in at 1:15am for the whole week and you can't eat, just starve to death ffs you monkey!
Student: *raises hand and teacher answers* I don't understand, can I please get some help?
Teacher: Yes sure darling, I'm coming over now.
*Student understands and does work correctly*
2) Student: * raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down ya dumbfu--... *thinking*: Shit a visitor! Yes my lovely?
Student: I don't understand the 738th homework you gave us.
Teacher: 738th *looks in book for 2 hours* Oh this one, I'll come over and help you, you have to do 20 paragraphs on this 2 stanza poem.
*Teacher walks over to student*
Teacher (whispering): Alright you dumb little gay elephant, you better get of your ass and wash your brains in a puddle because I'm tired of you being such a normal student, you've got to come in at 1:15am for the whole week and you can't eat, just starve to death ffs you monkey!
by OreoOtaku November 3, 2020