4 definitions by Orekansas
For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.
What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout
by Orekansas March 29, 2022
For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.
by Orekansas March 29, 2022
A sexual position often leveraged when available space does not allow for a typical "North-South" thrusting motion from behind. The BT receiver moves vigorously in an "East-West" motion while the giver remains steadfastly inserted, thereby enabling intense gratification for both parties. Airline restrooms and small shower stalls lend themselves well to BT.
Wanna join the mile high club? I do but there's barely enough room for both of us in there, it'll never work. Plenty of space backside turbulence.
by Orekansas November 15, 2021
A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.
I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!
by Orekansas March 29, 2022