2 definitions by Orchadicus
That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.
First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.
by Orchadicus November 22, 2021
A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality
First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.
If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas
First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.
If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas
by Orchadicus October 19, 2022