9 definitions by Optical Epilepsy
A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.
This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
A term used to describe how common and intense ass will be in the area. The probability of ass and intensity are affected by 3 factors
1. Income: With lower income comes more ass and higher income comes less ass. Poor neighborhoods have more booty than rich neighborhoods.
2. Sexual activity: This is pretty obvious why. Cities and neighborhoods that have more sex will also have more ass due to that being desired during sex.
3. Predominate race: Black girls most likely to have a nice ass, hispanics are less likely, and whites are unlikely. So if the neighborhood is predominately black or hispanic, you will see more booty.
1. Income: With lower income comes more ass and higher income comes less ass. Poor neighborhoods have more booty than rich neighborhoods.
2. Sexual activity: This is pretty obvious why. Cities and neighborhoods that have more sex will also have more ass due to that being desired during sex.
3. Predominate race: Black girls most likely to have a nice ass, hispanics are less likely, and whites are unlikely. So if the neighborhood is predominately black or hispanic, you will see more booty.
(flat girl walks by)
Boy1: That's gross, where are we?
Boy2: Were in North Dakota, this place has terrible booty geography, so get use to it
Boy1: We need to take a trip to Mississippi one year
Boy2: We will one day, trust me we will
Boy1: That's gross, where are we?
Boy2: Were in North Dakota, this place has terrible booty geography, so get use to it
Boy1: We need to take a trip to Mississippi one year
Boy2: We will one day, trust me we will
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
A term to describe a butt that is unusually big. This will make you stare and maybe even drool. The official way to determine this is an ass to waist ratio of 10 or higher, however when it cannot be measured it is discretionary.
booty geography will tell you where this is the most common and least common
booty geography will tell you where this is the most common and least common
(girl walks in)
Boy1: (stares at girl with eyes wide) DAMN!!!!!
Boy2: (stares at girl with eyes wide) That girl is super thick
Boy1: (still staring) She's got an extreme ass
Boy1: (stares at girl with eyes wide) DAMN!!!!!
Boy2: (stares at girl with eyes wide) That girl is super thick
Boy1: (still staring) She's got an extreme ass
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
When something is said and it is very unlikely that it is a lie (yet not impossible) but due to lack of witnesses, and possible verification, it cannot be proven wrong, and legally is a lie
Jeff: I heard you go out with that ugly fat girl Helga
Paul: Yeah, right I do not go with her
Jeff: She said you guys are dating
Paul: Well she's wrong
Jeff: That's a feeble lie man, your definitely lying to me but I can't prove it
Paul: Yeah, right I do not go with her
Jeff: She said you guys are dating
Paul: Well she's wrong
Jeff: That's a feeble lie man, your definitely lying to me but I can't prove it
by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009
When something is said or claimed, and it is very unlikely that it is the truth (yet not impossible) , but because of no witnesses or any possible verification, their is no way to prove it is a lie and is legally the truth
Paul: When I went to Las Vegas I lost my virginity to Pamela Anderson
Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true
Paul: No I swear to god
Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth
Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true
Paul: No I swear to god
Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth
by Optical Epilepsy February 17, 2010
The girl who you are friends with but don't want a relationship. This may be because she is unattractive physically and/or mentally, or because you have tried dating her and it didn't work out. This is the girl you can talk to about anything, almost like she's one of the guys.
by Optical Epilepsy December 14, 2009
When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.
People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate
People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate
Jeff: You can make more money if you go to college, and get a degree
Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years
Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge
Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college
Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up
Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years
Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge
Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college
Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up
by Optical Epilepsy March 20, 2010