2 definitions by Operator Duck
A bird of possibly Jewish origins. The reason it has "Chef" in the name is because it is a fucking beast at whipping shit up, it's also because it likes the famous John Favreau movie "Chef", in fact it has written a review, which is quoted below:
"YES. I CRIED, DAMMIT'!!! this is the movie to watch. It's a beautiful story. The actors are great. I'm a chef myself and im quite jealous if this Chef Carl Casper's story here."
No one really knows quite what the fuck he's on about, that is very common, but trust me it is more important than your entire existence.
This bird is also known to have an extremely off association with rugby balls too, Qualischefski CANNOT under ANY circumstances be within 100m of a rugby ball.
"veni vidi vici"
It also has an obsession's with popular youtuber "Moist Critical" which it agrees with with literally fucking everything he says.
"YES. I CRIED, DAMMIT'!!! this is the movie to watch. It's a beautiful story. The actors are great. I'm a chef myself and im quite jealous if this Chef Carl Casper's story here."
No one really knows quite what the fuck he's on about, that is very common, but trust me it is more important than your entire existence.
This bird is also known to have an extremely off association with rugby balls too, Qualischefski CANNOT under ANY circumstances be within 100m of a rugby ball.
"veni vidi vici"
It also has an obsession's with popular youtuber "Moist Critical" which it agrees with with literally fucking everything he says.
Person 1: "Fuck off I Can hear Qualischefski cunt"
Person 2: "You've been blessed"
Person 1: "I can finally die now"
Person 2: "You've been blessed"
Person 1: "I can finally die now"
by Operator Duck June 12, 2023
A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
by Operator Duck June 14, 2023