Definitions by OnlyInTheTub

big pasta 

The fat friend in a group of friends that has a lot of girlfriends but no real girlfriend. Usually because he is gay or not considered a sexual option.

"man how does he always end up talking to the girl he's fat and not attractive at all"

"it's all good, he's not getting any he's the big pasta"

big pasta by OnlyInTheTub November 19, 2009