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(v) to exert one's existential influence on an outcome over which you do not have an actual corporeal impact (e.g. a football game you are spectating), through the act of taking swigs of hard liquor straight from the bottle; important aspects of effective manzoning include type of alcohol, timing of swig, volume of swig, and intentionality
"Dude. Our team is going to lose unless we help them. Break out the tequila; we need to manzone."

"My brother gets the results of his test back from the doctor tomorrow. Will you help me manzone the phone call so that it goes well?"
by OnlyImportantWords January 23, 2017
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