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The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.
Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."
by Onlineretard September 30, 2021
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This word is evidence that society has devolved.
14-year-old: "I identify as dreamsexual. I am and will only be attracted to a Minecraft Youtuber dream. He inspires me so much, he is the reason why I am who I am."
-intense crying-
Normal people: Are you disabled?
by Onlineretard September 30, 2021
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