4 definitions by Onid

Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

by Onid July 27, 2022

Hellenic Hip Disorder

Hellenic Hip Disorder or HHD is a disorder that all Greek women are born with. They have big hips that sway nicely.

Guy #1: "Hey dude look it's that Greek girl from class"
Guy #2: "How do you know she's Greek?"
Guy #1: "Dude look at those hips, she clearly has Hellenic Hip Disorder"

by Onid February 29, 2012

trinated

Totally wasted, beyond drunk, off your face, belligerent

Our friend Jazz was so Trinated he could not bait our hooks.

by Onid August 4, 2022

Trinated

Beyond drunk, totally wasted, obliterated, ossified

Our buddy Jazz was totally trinated and couldn’t bait his hook.

by Onid July 27, 2022