1. Drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go throw up, pass out in the grass and when people come to get him, that he is fine and going to bed.
2. Your friends, after laughing at you, they must carry upstairs...almost break your neck so you can pass out on the couch and shit your pants.
3. you MUST BE CRAZY
4. when ever you have guests over, they shall only remember arriving..not leaving.
5. Thall shall randomly break chairs
6. Thall shall carve symbols in to your ex's table
7. Thall shall pee in a gas tank and make your ex think its gas