Definitions by One Two

Egyptian Jock-Strap 

Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.

That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!

Egyptian Jock-Strap by One Two February 6, 2008

Troglodyte Salad 

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

Troglodyte Salad by One Two February 6, 2008

Thirsty Gypsy 

Person who drinks from a toilet.

After observing Barbara drinking from the toilet, Eric realized that she is a Thirsty Gypsy.

Thirsty Gypsy by One Two February 6, 2008

Curling 

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.

Curling by One Two February 6, 2008

Blumpkin Blind 

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

Blumpkin Blind by One Two February 6, 2008

The Six Fingered Man 

Multiple Officers, utilized to forcibly extract an inmate from a cell.

When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.

The Six Fingered Man by One Two February 6, 2008