One Two's definitions

Hot Jackson

Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.

Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Steaming Molly

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.

After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Thirsty Gypsy

Person who drinks from a toilet.

After observing Barbara drinking from the toilet, Eric realized that she is a Thirsty Gypsy.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

by One Two February 7, 2008